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Showing posts with label popsicles wells fargo leah guitar fun lunch bizzy whales man. Show all posts

Saturday, February 5, 2011

How To Calculate!

Today I attended a very exciting math competition. My school is absolutely phenomenal at math, so we obviously placed extremely high. My team got 18th place :)
This particular competition was excruciatingly difficult though; It consisted of an impossible individual test, a mental math test, a potpourri test, a geometry test, and an evil algebra test. But the best part of it all was my spectacular lunch:
  • Peanut butter (extra crunchy) and jelly with bananas within this tasty whole wheat sandwich. 
  • pistachios with some tasty little chocolate chips
  • three excellent chocolate chip cookies
  • a chocolate milk
  • a coke
  • Zotz candies!
  • and PINEAPPLE!
Did I ever mention that I LOVE pineapple?
Some more highlights of this adventure would be playing catchphrase the entire two-hour bus ride home and (not to forget) the extreme math tutoring goin' down on the way TO the competition. My friend Austin was drillin' me with them factorials, man. 

Thursday, January 27, 2011

How To Caffeinate

So my friend Leah was drinking loads of pepsi today when she broke out in dancing. Along with her surprise dance-off with herself, she was singing like she was an electric guitar. At the same time I was awkwardly eating two popsicles while my friend Clarissa discussed her love for drumline. During all this highly interesting and entertaining phenomena, Calvin and Fargo just stared at us with a look of disbelief and laughter. All-in-all, it was a pretty fantastic day.
A wonderful joke from my popsicle stick:
"What does a whale do when it's angry?"
Waitttttttttttttttt for it..............
"HE BLOWS HIS TOP!"

You just gotta love popsicles man...